Lauren

08:47 pm: mahrajjaaaa
and dennn de ebillll ma ha raj ja..attacks the defensless cortizaaaan. brilliant. tooky tooky touched my fries. i hate when tooky does that. but tooky takes my breath away. well somtimes my breath is bad, but sometimes its good. and if your good to lauren, laurens good to youuuuuuuuuu ( pelvic thrusts across room. looks behind self. butt jumps back) oh man. i love to dance. i really really do. sometimes when im lonely...well we wont go there.



in other news.does anyone else smell eggs? i mean. i like eggs. but enough is enough, dont get me wrong. my room is currently 50% messy. my mom isnt wearing a bra and she is yelling at me, im not listening. crazy mother. always talking nonesense



i love heather michelle and bonesy poo. they are glorious



HOT HAM AND CHHHHHHEEEEEEEEESE OW OW OW . OH BABY. OH BABY.


JANNINE IS MY CAT.
SHE LIKES TO SMELL MY SNOGALS

01:10 pm: MY NEW FRIEND CHRISTINA
THIS IS ME AND CHRISTINA GETTING READY TO GO TO THE SIMPLE PLAN CONCERT!! I WAS SO EXCITED BC SHE TOLD ME THAT I COULD RIDE WITH HER THE WHOLE WAY THERE! YAY!





THIS IS ME AND CHRISTINA HANGING OUT TAKING PICTURES TOGETHER!COULDNT WE BE TWINS???




THIS IS ME AND CHRISTINA SINGING ONE OF OUR FAVORITE STARTING LINE SONGS TOGETHER!



OH HOW I LOVE MY NEW FRIEND CHRISTINA! BFF GIRLFRIEND!!!

11:36 pm: Hello everyone, I told a good friend of mine , Mahoot (what?) that he may use my livejournal for a brief entry on his adventures of the night.

Hello I am Mahoot (WHAT)

SO! The evil man at Mcdonalds almost caught me! It was crazy!

He left a small crack in the drive through window... he KNEW HE WAS TEMPTING ME! I believe it could have been a trap but THERES NO CATCHING ME! I am the pro-stealth mode navigator. FEAR ME!

So.. there he is.. the evil man.. leaning against the slightly cracked drive through window. "I MUST OPEN IT" I think to myself. So very slowly, I stick 2 fingers thru the crack and push. BUT ALAS! The evil man must have put an anti-finger pushing device on it! The window would not budge. But I was not discouraged! My trusty sidekick Raj was ready for immediate action! "Use this small object!" says Raj.

"BRILLIANT!!!" I say

So Raj hands me a NYC compact. Perfect. So I, again very slowly, slide the small object into the crack and push.

BUT O NO! The evil man heard the contact of the compact on the window and turned around! But it was ok bc my super human reflexes allowed me to move back to a NATURAL INCONSPICUOUS position before he suspected anything!

WHEW! That was a close one

Better luck next time Raj! WE WILL BEAT THE EVIL MCDONALDS MAN ONCE AND FOR ALL!

How dare he say he has no butterfingers

BLAST.

12:45 am: Banana are good chopped up with pecans.

I like cold weather and purple pens surrounded by silver lenses but not when the raindrops are cherry flavored or when it's the month of January!

The horses run crazy in the night but only between trees and octopus legs. Do not question it! They will become infuriated and could possibly eat a dangerous taco!

BLASTED DANGEROUS TACOS
get me everytime

Can anyone tell me why the air smells like burnt oatmeal pies and citrus 409 all purpose surface cleaner? I believe the world may never know such a puzzling thing.

Do not open a bottle of vinegar and pour its content into sand that lightening has struck or a muskrat has stepped on... CRAZY THINGS HAPPEN... I know from experience of course.

All of my thoughts are in black and white... except for when I think about nutty bars and popcorn... they are seen in natural coloring.

Thank god for mom and dad for sticking together cuz youre toxic and I fall without my wings when cooler than being cool is Ice cold because I love the way you move with that boom boom watching me all night long. So why are we so in denial when we know were not happy here when u seem to move easy?

O NO! THE WHITE DEVIL IS CHASING ME AGAIN! HOLLY LET ME OUT! SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA IS BREEDING A MONSTER AND I DONT WANNA KNOW! UR ALREADY THE VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD AND UR SMILE FADES IN THE SUMMER WHEN 6 BOTTLES WENT DOWN THE DRAIN AND 1 HR IS A WASTE OF TIME!

Place your hand in mine I'll leave when I wanna

Thank you and goodnight

(applauds to self)

12:32 pm: Well there went another weekend of dance comp, and I must say I am really proud of everyone! Just because we didn't get all the top places like were used to, doesnt mean we didn't DANCE like top dancers. We held up STRONG to some of the best studios here in Florida and I couldnt be more honored to say I am a part of New Dimensions. I wouldnt trade you guys for the world and you better keep up the good work after all us seniors are gone!!! Don't think we wont find out if you're slackin ;)

HAMMYS COMING HOME TODAY! YAAAAAY!!

CRAP ON JUNIOR MISS! ALL THOSE PREPPY LIL CHEERLEADER SNOTS SHOULD BE SHOT!

anyways... lol

Me and Bones are going to the Mall of Millenia today to shop for Hammys 18th bday... WERE ALL GONNA BE 18!!

lol the world better watch out theres NOOOO stopping us now!

P.S- Props to Nicole and Sarah for tainted love and womans work... if the music had messed up during endangered I woulda FREAKED bahaha- like I always say- God doesnt give anything to ppl he doesnt think can handle it... thats why it happened to you guys and not me lol... bc you guys could handle it and you did with some talent outta this world! You guys are awesome!

P.S.S lol ok this is the last one... props to Marisa and Kirsty too! You guys carried some serious weight on your shoulders and you represented better than anyone else could! I feel 100% confident that the team will only get better after all the seniors leave because its dancers like you guys that are going to keep it going stronger than ever! SEE WE TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD DO IT KIRSTY HA! LOL

Ok Im done lol... I love you guys

NEW DIMENSIONS WHOOP WHOOP!

07:35 pm: ND04 WHOOPWHOOP
My my... looks like our devotion to the "Sparkle Motion" has paid off now doesnt it?

We rock ladies

Enough said

P.S- NICE WORK FELLOW ALTERNATES! WE KICKED SERIOUS ACE!!

Good song....

Cut the skin to the bone
Fall asleep all alone
Hear your voice in the dark
Lose myself in your eyes
Choke my voice Say goodnight
as the world falls apart
I can't let this kill me, let go
I need some more time to fix this

Here's a letter for you
But the words get confused
And the conversation dies
Apologize for the past
Talk some s*** take it back
Are we cursed to this life

I can't let this kill me, let go
I need some more time to fix this problem
I need some more time to fix this problem
I need some more time to fix this

I'm talking to the ceiling
My life just lost all meaning
Do one thing for me tonight
I'm dying in this silence

The last star left in heaven
Is falling down to earth and
Do you still feel the same way
Do you still feel the same way

I can't let this kill me, let go
I need some more time to fix this problem

Nope dont really know what it means.. I just liked it lol...

11:42 am:

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHA

02:10 pm: So yes, we like Punk music

Pop music= silly words that are put together for the main purpose of rhyming and making you feel special bc you can shake ur booty while making strange sounds come from ur mouth such as "mmm" and "uh huuuh" and "o yaaaah" and stay on the beat

No, Im sorry, this is not a talent I am impressed by

BUT I STILL LOVE BRITNEY OFCOURSE

Britney makes pop music tolerable for she is EXPRESSIVE in her lyrical objectives- she can "mmhmm" as much as she wants to bc it actually means something- definately that "mood" music u need every once in a while (ok so maybe everyday)

SO! we have subjected ourselves to a type of music that u can FEEL and UNDERSTAND rather than pretending like u know what the singer is talking about and swingin ur hips to the beat- which might I add is primarily 1 drum being hit by one drumstick over and over and over.. IF there even is a drum

Now dont get me wrong.. I do not DISLIKE pop music, or rap, or any other music for that matter

I love all music

But- like I said before- pop music just doesnt leave an impression of something meaningful in my mind as much as punk or rock music does. Yes, I will always listen to pop music, and I will enjoy bobbing my head to the beat of that one drum... but it will never come close to 3 guitars and an ENTIRE drumset lol or the actual relationship every single word a singer is saying has to you- some pop songs will get up there with the words... but they'll never accomplish the perfection of the way those words are expressed as does punk music

SO I URGE YOU

go ahead... listen to some starting line, some simple plan, or even some whole wheat bread or supervillains lol

listen to the words

sing them as loud as you can with the song blaring from ur speakers

you'll be addicted the feeling- I guarantee it

and those is my thoughts on our conversion into religiously listening to our new love- PUNK ROCK WHOOO HOOOOO

12:13 pm: Lover's Resolution
Shall I, wasting in despair,
Die because a man is fair?
Or make pale my cheeks with care
Cause another's rosy are?
Be he fairer than the day,
Or the flow'ry meads in May,
If he think not well of me,
What care I how fair he be?

Shall my silly heart be pined
Cause I see a man kind?
Or a well disposed nature
Joined with a lovely feature?
Be he meeker, kinder, than
Turtle-dove or pelican
If he be not so to me,
What care I how kind he be?

Shall a man's virtues move
Me to perish for his love?
Or his well-deservings known
Make me quite forget my own?
Be he with that goodness blest
Which may merit name of Best,
If he be not such to me,
What care I how good he be?

Cause his fortune seems too high,
Shall I play the fool and die?
He that bears noble mind,
If not outward helps he find,
Thinks what with them he would do
That without them dares him woo;
And unless that mind I see,
What care I how great he be?

Great, or good, or kind, or fair,
I will ne'er the more despair;
If he love me, this believe,
I will die ere he will grieve;
If he slight me when I woo,
I can scorn and let him go;
For if he be not for me,
What care I for whom he be?


-George Wither (ok so I changed all the she's to he's lol)

11:51 am: ND04 REPRESEEEENT!!
Good Job ladies (and gentleman)!! We definately represented this weekend at ShowBiz! You know you like bringing home all that prize money :)

Wow this weekend was one of the craziest experiences EVER!! I'll never forget this competition for sure hahaha...prepare urself for the longest journal entry EVER...

Ok so Sarah (Bones) stayed with me and my parents in the hotel thats right next to the competition in Lakeland. We stayed the night friday night bc we had to be at the comp at 7 the next morning (gag) So anyways we get to the hotel around 8:30 and we both had to go to the bathroom really bad so while my mom was checking into our room, me and Bones went to the bathroom in the lobby. Well when were finished we saw there was a fitness center, and my mom was still checking in so we decided to go investigate this SO CALLED WORKOUT ROOM (more like a prison!) Anyway... we just open the door... easy as that.. walked in.. and started playing on the machines. WELL, after about 10 min we got bored, and decided to leave. WELL, you see, our plan was not as feasible as expected. We go to open the door.. and ALAS.. it will not OPEN!! SO naturally we started banging on the (steel)door SCREAMING to be let out.. and the lady at the front desk luckily heard us, and comes to open the door. BUT she cant open it either! So she got the janitor to open it.. and he couldnt! THEN they got the manager.. AND HE COULD NOT OPEN THE DOOR EITHER! So here me and Bones are, stuck in the fitness room at the Amerisuites in Lakeland. Let me describe this temporary prison we were occupying: SMALL room, a TV that has a sign on it "REMOTE AT FRONT DESK", and EMPTY water jug, a 3 yr old womans golf magazine, a few workout machines, and.. the worst ever... a LOCKED thermostat set on 80 degrees!! (may I remind u Bonesy and I had only jeans and sweatshirts available to wear considering we had just gotten outta the car from a long drive) So anyways.. the manager tries for a looong time to try and open the (steel)door, but the lock was broken on it. There was a small window on the (steel)door so we could see out and everyone could see in, so during the entire time we were stuck we could see ppl lookin in at us with strange looks and laughin.. quite traumatic I must say. Well finally the manager tells us that he must CALL THE FIRE MARSHALL.BLAAAST!!! Keep in mind when ur at a dance comp you try to stay as low key as possible to avoid any damage to ur team's reputation. SOOOOOO heres comes the FIRE TRUCK... LIGHTS AND ALL... 3 firemen.. in full firemen uniform.. come to save me and Bones. Don't forget.. were at the hotel CONNECTED to the civic center the comp is at... so yes ofcourse about 90% of the dancers at the comp are staying here. Anyways, we sat back and watched as the firemarshall proceeded to use and AXE to chop the handel out of the door (which was STEEEEL... except around the handle lol where it was wood) By this time me and Bones are about to DIE from a heat stroke, for we had become so bored we decided to work out, considering we were in a fitness room lol. FINALLY, after being held hostage in this torture chamber for AN HOUR, the handle was removed from the door(did I mention it was steel?) and we were FREEEEE... and.. how wonderful.. as we walk out of the room there is a GIANT crowd of dancers we would be competing against the next day applauding for our recovery!AND the manager made us take pics witht he firemen by the door bc he thot it was so funny!!! $1700 worth of damage done tot he door.. ummm can u say embarrassing!! BAAHAHAHA NOOOO! BC it was the funniest thing that has happened ever!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Only WE could manage to lock ourselves in a hotel fitness center within 5 minutes of arriving! HAHAHAH nobody,, and I mean NOBODY has stories like we do. We live the lives of... I dont even know what.. but its not human!

So for the rest of the weekend, we had NUMEROUS ppl come up to us saying "HEY! You're those gurls that got locked in the fitness room!" BAHAHAHA... goood times.. and we would just reply with a -yes- and walk away with our heads down... BAHAHAHA... omg so funny

The best weekend ever I must say... after that we kicked butt in all our dances... NEW DIMENSIONS WHOOP WHOOP!

Take those top ten places :)

ok I am done lol... just had to share my adventures of dance competition #1... 4 more to go!! haha